Just wanted to drop by and wish you chaps a belated Happy Liberation Day!

I hope you all spent it well, amongst your (suddenly much poorer) friends and family!

Everything is going great (as long as you don’t pay any attention to literally any economic data) and completely according to the plan! 

Also, congratulations to Russia and Belarus for somehow dodging literally any tariffs at all, and for somehow reason being like the only countries on Earth to fo so! Those lucky dogs!

Maganomics!

Social Security reform incoming! Save your money, 401k people!